IM GOING TO EXERCISE NOW OKAY
Gonna go hang out with my almost significant...
I like the idea of you.
Oh, and gin makes me want to gag.
I can't drink Coca Cola anymore without tasting...
I’m such an alcoholic.
My blog is pointless
Why do I have followers?
whothefuckisgabby: glitteryvagina: niggabyte: justintr: lentils: 1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth? MY BOYFRiiENDs PENiiS 2.How late did you stay up last night and why? 5AM ii WAS SUCKiiN Mii BOii 3. Ever been kissed under fireworks? iiVE DoNE MoRE THaN THaT!!~ 4. Do you believe ex’s can be friends? FRiiENDS WiiTH BENEFiiTS 5. When was the last time you cried really...
It's all fun and games, 'til you brag about your...
Can we pretend that your dick isn't three inches...
whothefuckisgabby: ohhayyou: Can we pretend that your dick isn’t three inches long? I could really use an orgasm right now.
Tumblr always makes my reblogs have all this HTML shit at the end. How do i fix that?
frights: sameatskittens: Todayyyy is my birfday. I know Tumblr isn’t full of fangurlz like Twitter, but I’m just throwing that out there. Pamela’s probably the only one who will read this anyways, but still. p.s. Hi Pamela. Happy birthday! Thanks! ]]>
Todayyyy is my birfday. I know Tumblr isn’t full of fangurlz like Twitter, but I’m just throwing that out there. Pamela’s probably the only one who will read this anyways, but still. p.s. Hi Pamela.
I’m watching ants that wandered on to my computer desk. Everytime I kill one, this one heroic ant goes and checks if they’re dead or not. I really think that we could learn from nature. I’m rambling. I really need to get a life. None of you give a flying fuck about ants anyways. The end.
Porn Lady Gaga Cats Glitter Drugs oh hey, i’m learning.
my timeline = boring.
gimme some people to follow.
hi tumblr. Long time no see.
When God gives you lemons,
you FIND A NEW GOD.
Sorry, but I'm not sexting. Gtfo, creep.
Hey mom, stfu.
i'm sleepy and happy.
uhmwillowsomething: everything is just wonderful. are you high?
i'm such a waste of a person.
My followers drop like flies.
I guess my life just doesn’t meet up to your standards, Tumblr.