January 2012
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100 new photos……….
and they all look like that……………………….
why do you hate me jonah
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omg
i went upstairs to talk to my mom after she got home from dinner and it escalated
6 shots 1 cigar and 2 throw ups later i’m back
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my biggest secret: i put marshmallows in my hot tea
let the judging begin :///////
Anonymous asked: my biggest secret: i masturbate to elephant porn. like 8 times a week.
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i hate when my cat cries and i’m home alone omg it’s the scariest, most demonic sound in the world
“MROOOOOH”
“MRROOOOOOOOH”
December 2011
one time i bought some sea monkeys and i named one of them fatso because he ate all of his brothers and sisters
he was king
a very lonely king
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Anonymous asked: have you gotten your first kiss?
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we-are-not-friends:
glamydia:
frat boy clothes are so ugly
congratulations you spent $60 on an oversized Columbia shirt you look like a traffic cone
someone should tell this to the frat boys at virginia tech
someone should tell the boys at virginia tech to leave the guns at home
frat boy clothes are so ugly
congratulations you spent $60 on an oversized Columbia shirt you look like a traffic cone
i’m so hungry
i’m trying to diet so i had carrots and celery for dinner and there is banana bread in my fridge i don’t know how long i can last
update
i wrote the above line shortly before going upstairs and getting banana bread fml
it’s so cold in my house
last time i checked we lived in Georgia not Antarctica crank up da heat mom
my best friend had brain surgery and has lost 13 pounds so far
would that work for me???
gaining so much weight it hurts
how do i lose weight like what’s a good diet
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i hate scarves like who actually wears them
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selena gomez has been stuck in my head for 2 days
make it stop
Anonymous asked: why do you hate lady gaga yet have a picture of yourself with a shirt of lady gaga? you dumb hypocrite.
Anonymous asked: my biggest secret: i got my dad sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit and nobody knows it was me
i think everyone on the planet has seen the help besides me
“i’m gonna work at disney when i’m older(:”
the Mermaids make as much as a waitress lmao have fun
i have to read frankenstein for ap lang./comp. but it’s so boring i literally cant get past the first page i just cant
i have 9 thousand tumblr followers and i whore out... →
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when you call your local walgreens and the automated service mispronounces your town’s name………………
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aw my church camp stretch video has 15k views on youtube
Anonymous asked: can i send you a christmas present then since you didnt get anything nice:(
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I don’t know why I’m so unappreciated.
the presents I got from my dad’s side this year kind of suck kid on facebook 1: “lovin my new macbook pro (:” kid on facebook 2: “first status from my new iphone!” kid on facebook 3: “cant decide if i like my coach purse or my android tabletttt more.. Hmmmm ?(:” me: “..yeah.. i love my… owl figurine.. handcrafted in northern brazil…...
my family sucks ugh everyone’s awake and we’re not going to church for 2 hours and THEY WON’T LET ME OPEN PRESENTS UGHHHHHHHHH
“i’ve been to hell and back”
– my 13 year old cousin lmao
Anonymous asked: where are you staying overnight
Anonymous asked: where are you
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my hair is so thin if I move it the wrong way I can see my scalp ……..i’m 16 why is this happening to me
i’m leaving to go to ohio tomorrow hmu
but seriously i’m going to some museum in cleaveland on friday if someone wants to hang out i’ll give you the deets
omg… i was snooping my presents and i looked at the one from my stepdad and it’s LoZ Twilight Princess… i already have that…. i’m going to feel bad telling him i have it :(((((((
Anonymous asked: do you answer all the questions you get?
i walked upstairs to find my stepdad watching toon disney……….
alone………………..
and laughing………….
what
Anonymous asked: do you still watch anime?
Anonymous asked: olawd do you live under a rock or what
Anonymous asked: are you going to watch ghost protocol?
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my friends always tell my mom to get me presents i dont want
if i open up skyrim on christmas i will kill myself
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my friend got me a polaroid one step for christmas from goodwill and i was looking it over and i opened the film slot and it was full of dead bugs
dead……… bugs………… in my camera………………
thanks em………………………….
mom: organize the kitchen while i'm at work please
mom (next day): I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WHO MOVED MY SHIT AROUND
i dont understand the excitement of being out of school on a break
my mom always gives me lists of things to do when we’re out it’s worse than math i promise
blog called “ohyeahbeautifulpeople”
all pictures are mixed girls
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go in for a trim
come out looking like 6 year old