Anonymous asked: rich bitch
Anonymous asked: YOU GMH.
Anonymous asked: are you a boy or a girl?
someone irl wrote on my facebook wall and said that they saw my video “Just wanted to let you know.. your video popped up on my tumblr. 3,529 notes. not too bad :)” omfg
Anonymous asked: just wondering, but are you really racist? or was it just a joke?
aw i gained over 400 followers from one video go ahead and leave my blog is all downhill from here
Anonymous asked: Put hot sauce on your testicles
i really want alcohol aha kill me
i think having meth mouth is a prerequisite for working at waffle house
Anonymous asked: Then why did you go to church camp?
i have this disorder where when i sing i sound good in my head but out loud i sound like i have an extra chromosome
i just opened up my fridge and i thought we were out of ranch and i almost died
Anonymous asked: Did you actually go to church/ bible camp???
a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
Anonymous asked: Is someone paid you a billion dollars to make love to a seal, would you do it?
some random number calling me: Is this Sam?
me: no um uh this is uh fred? shit
some random number calling me: hi sam
Anonymous asked: well, hun, your hella racist?! uhm hun? we take alotta shit from there country? and there are alotta american people that live in their country and get 10x's the money they get, bitchhhhh, america is FILLED with immigrants, fucking live with it. <3
my and my friends were dancing on a bridge over the interstate and a sheriff stopped by and said he got too many complaints so we had to stop
i’m kind of ready for the gaga craze to be over
i’m going to subwaaaaaaaaaaaay and to have a social life lalala bye
i keep dying in zelda and i keep screaming “motherfucker” “goddamnit” “shit” etc and i just found out my mom’s home heyyyyy
I confess, officer. I’m the one who killed anything funny ever.– Tumblr.
my favorite part of living in the south is that the tea is like syrup :-)))) mmm
remember that episode of zoey 101 when zoey had a baby and brought it to PCS me neither because her pregnant ass got the show cancelled
*steps in river* *dies* maku tree: if you change the season to summer the rivers dry up *use season rod to make it summer* *steps in river* *still dies* goddamnit zelda ihy
my stepdad happened to have some of his retro army shorts from 1985 and they fit me omfg how vintage
when you’re peeing and you sneeze
i’m going to taco bell hehehe (◕‿◕✿)
the-virgin-mary started following you
i went kitty clothes shopping today i almost bought him a feline parka but i realized it’s too hot for that silly me
i put a shot of kahlua in my coffee it’s 10 am i think i have a problem
Anonymous asked: this morning i woke up and my breath smelled like dead cat and i thought of duster.
Anonymous asked: does the white stuff come out of your peepee too?
my mom’s on her fourth screwdriver and i swear she’s asked me what i’m doing at least 6 times
In one week you turn 15, in 2days it makes us 3weeks. In 3years we get married....– a 14 year old on facebook talking to his boyfriend omfg
idk my best friend told me to "tumbl a link" →
if you dont name your character link when you play zelda i’m judging you
me: have you ever seen a ghost
mom: yeah I thought patrick swayze and whoopi were great in that
attention attention i just checked my paypal balance i’m broke someone give me money so i can buy lindsay lohan merchandise PLEASE
best $10 spent in my life
Anonymous asked: Would you ever date a bisexual?
why do i live in the middle of no where honestly sometimes i want to walk down the street without the possibility of being kidnapped by rednecks
i went fishing today guess how many fish i caught guess just guess NONE :c
Anonymous asked: I like how you emphasize the fact that you have a male friend...