INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
- I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
August 2011
- Me: Hey you know what tastes really good with honey?
- The World: What?
- Me: EVERYTHING FUCKING EVERYTHING TASTES GOOD WITH HONEY
i’m too bored to do anything
it’s a never ending cycle
why is it so hard to DO my summer work
i’ve had like 3 months to write 3 responses to 5 articles
it’s not even difficult it’s just BORING
every day is puffin day
you dont need a set week to appreciate the most beautiful semi aquatic creature in existence
i lost 3 followers for saying faggot
$5 says they were preteen straight girls
oh it says here on your facebook that you are in fact fluent in sarcasm
i could’ve sworn you spoke FAGGOT
July 2011
i want a pug so much
he and duster could be best friends aw
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there arent words to express how unfunny harry potter meets mean girls memes are
if you flirt with me and are ugly i’m going to tell all of my friends that you’re creepy
just a heads up
I feel like shark week is one of those things that secretly nobody gives a fuck about but everyone pretends to go crazy over
Like the wonder years
lol it’s 4:20 XDDDDD HAHA I <3 WEED XD 4 20 GET IT LOL WEED HAHA XD
