March 2012
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earlier when i was at trivia there was a team of overweight women and their team name was “yoga pants rock”
today in ap lang we had to write a paragraph on our hero/heroine and i wrote about lindsay lohan
my title was “My Heroine Does Heroin” lol
February 2012
i want to go to bed but that spider is still sitting there at the base of the stairs
it’s just staring at me
what do you want from me
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Watchoh my god
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WatchTHE MISSION WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE
oH MY GOD THERE IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST SPIDER IN THE WORLD IN MY BASEMENT RIGHT NOW AND DUSTER IS FIGHTING IT PRAY FOR HIM
ive been watching this movie called battle royale and it’s like the hunger games except it’s 42 japanese 9th graders and they have explosive necklaces that detonate after 3 days
it’s really good except i dont speak japanese???? i hate subtitles ugh whatever
Anonymous asked: love me like you love duster :(
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Watchjudge me i dare u
my lunch ladies think they’re being sneaky when they make chicken and cheese “burritos” one day and then flatten and bake the leftovers and make chicken and cheese “quesadillas” the next day
wow y’all are crafty
http://www.etsy.com/listing/82953040/cat-sweatshirt-real-men-love-cats-on buy me this or we’re not friends anymore xoxox
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ive been working on my world history project for 3 hours straight
i’d better win the “best poster in the class” award or w/e and get candy and bonus points
i am prepared to sue if necessary
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take a shot for every bad movie adam sandler’s been in
New study finds people who listen to Mac Miller on a regular basis have a 100% higher chance of getting terminal illnesses.
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it’s 5:30 and im still at the school not having a car blows lmao
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aaaaaaand 1500 words later, i’m done with my homework yay
goodnight c:
Anonymous asked: Why don't you live in California?! I feel like we could seriously be best friends
Anonymous asked: praiiiiiiiiise jesus.. REBUKE THE DEVIL
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*new facebook message*
schoolmate: i just saw your jesus stretch video on tumblr!
*kills self*
Anonymous asked: i used to know this girl and for half an hour she complained to me all she got for her sweet sixteen was a cruise around alaska
this girl on facebook is complaining about her yacht’s elevator being broken…..
you have a yacht shut up
hey should i watch true blood or vampire diaries first??? lmao i sound like a freak but im just really bored okay, suggestion?
a prerequisite for dating me is writing an essay on how pretty i am in no less than 800 words using MLA formatting and including quotes from the text provided
in other news the sun has moved from its original location to its new home 123 literally my face street
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interviewer: today we're here with hip hop sensation lil' way—
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: i didn't say anything funny...
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: moving on. mr wayne, i hear you have a new album in the works, can you confirm this?
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: um, mr wayn—
lil wayne: heh heh
interviewer: about your—
lil wayne: heh—
interviewer: albu—
lil wayne: heh
interviewer: do you do anything but laugh?
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne:
lil wayne: ....heh heh
interviewer: and that concludes our interview thank you mr wayne
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i hate beowulf so much like i literally cant get past the first stanza wow
Anonymous asked: why do you wear that ring?
i took a power nap and i woke up to my cat scratching my face awww
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i’m researching muhammad for world history and i literally cannot pronounce a single name omfg i hate arabic
“the Quraish violated the terms of the Treaty of Hudaybiyah by helping Banu Bakr in the surprise attack on Bani Khuza’ah”
gazuntite
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what happens if you text a landline number
Anonymous asked: "Emo" and Self-Harm isn't something to joke about.
i accidentally cut my finger while working on a school project
ya im pretty emo
beowulf is so boring i literally cant
today i was buying samoas and as i was paying for them my friend goes “sam you know you shouldn’t be within 50 feet of a girl scout do you remember your court order?” and the lady just stared at me omg
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such a gamergirl(:
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http://glamydiadickgiflol.tumblr.com/
OH MY GOD
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i feel like you have daddy issues
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i’ve reached a point in my life where i play on coolmath-games.com outside of school uh
i literally HATE when one of your best friends gets in a relationship and then suddenly doesn’t talk to you anymore???? um what are you doing
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Anonymous asked: lol so i was just shaving my pubes and i accidently cut my clit offf lol text it
there’s this really obnoxious slutty dumb girl (you know the type) in my spanish class and she thinks we’re “like totally best friends” and stuff and today she was like grabbing my face and invading my personal space for like 20 minutes straight
she just texted me: ”I have strep :(“
if she infected me i’m literally going to kill her like columbine high...
the other day my mom was reading her book in the living room all alone and suddenly she heard this voice in her right ear say “mama” like a baby doll omfg i hate this house
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i have a $4.20 fine in the school library probably from all the weed i bought there lol xD weed 4/20 lmao get it wow i’m funny
i wear the same pants like 4 times a week loves it
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me: *listening to music at a fairly loud volume all relaxed*
*song changes*
itunes: WELCOME TO PIMSLEUR’S EDITION OF PORTUGUESE ONE