March 2012
everyone: I like you you're not weird
everyone: jk it's opposite day
avrillavignechronicles:
avril lavigne doesn’t have time for anyone that isn’t punk
oh my god
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[[MORE]]i’ve never read anything by faulkner but we have to read as i lay dying over spring break in ap lang and the idea of “string of conciousness” is just annoying like i’m sorry but a sentence cant go on for 14 lines ugh
omg irony because i just wrote a rant in the form of a never ending sentence
hey whats up
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ya i know im cute
like everyone (2 months ago): *cricket chirp*
like everyone (now): OH MY GOD ONE DIRECTION 1D I'M A DIRECTIONER I LOVE ONE DIRECTION THEY'RE MY LIFE OMGGG ZAYN (; THEY'RE SO FUNNY AND TALENTED AND THEIR LYRICS PERTAIN TO MY LIFE OMG LOVE ONE DIRECTION 5 GUYS 1 DIRECTION
wockyshiba:
do you ever just
wanna grab someone by the shoulders
look them in the eyes and say
“no one cares”
Watch
my mom bought me these swim trunks aw
so i’ll look like a beached whale but i’ll be a cute beached whale #amirite
Anonymous asked: if there were no girls on this planet then life would be a pain in the ass. haha get it
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Anonymous asked: Who's Vienna, Sam? Pretty sure her name is venia.
[[MORE]]i cant grasp how to do my lab report because of the calculations involved
so this is what if feels like to be stupid
i dont like how the hunger games movie paid no attention to the personalities of octavia, flavius, and venia
in the books they’re mentioned a lot and i liked them??? idk
rawr i love tim burton movies x) the nightmare before christmas is soooooooo relateable 2 me xDDD ♥jack skellington♥
my dashboard right now ((((: so cute ♥
one of my fav hobbies is waiting until 10 on sunday night to do my homework that’s due monday (:
Anonymous asked: have you ever been to macon, GA?
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[[MORE]]HOLY SHIT
i was the last one to leave the high school pageant last night and this girl that no one really likes forgot her ipod and i volunteered to take it to her on monday and i’m pretty sure i left it in my pants pocket that’s currently being washed omfg
CAN A DRYER FIX A GENERATION 2 IPOD NANO
my chrome history is always conveniently deleted after my stepdad uses the computer…………………………………..
i’m on to you john………….
free coffee is always the worst
Watchannawintoursforehead:
i drew eyebrows on so i could sit in my kitchen and listen to my cat scream from upstairs
am i the only one that hates the hunger games movie????
the book is like 643895 times better and it just let me down idk
shout out to french vanilla yoplait
follow my twitter i use it more than my blog currently
https://twitter.com/#!/sammccracken_
Anonymous asked: DID YOU GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE HUNGER GAMES PLEASE SAY YOU DID
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may the odds be ever in your favor
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richwhitelesbian:
do u ever see dude with hot girl friend? go up to him and whisper in his ear “she is going to die one day but i will be AWESOME forever” & then do the trollface & tip your fedora as u krump into traffic
Anonymous asked: it's *OFF you idiot
i really like that joke “the first time i heard that i laughed so hard i fell off my dinosaur” because it’s a joke that makes fun of old jokes and it is an old joke
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take a shot for every pair of boobs you see on HBO in an hour
does shane dawson actually think his hair looks good or what
if you dont like strawberry milk i dont like you sorry
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[[MORE]]before the ap chem test i’m praying to every deity simultaneously asking that there’s no equilibrium problems
i cant do it omg I HAD AN A IN THIS CLASS BEFORE THIS UNIT
AN A
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my cat is literally retarded omg he’s playing the “the floor is made of lava” game and is leaping all over the walls also he’s periodically throwing up aw
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it’s really awkward when my friends pretend like they dont read my blog and then they make a direct reference and i call them out like really awkward
“Shack” speaks out
Anonymous asked: do you have a picture of Cato and Clove from the Hunger Games??
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my drama teacher got to meet alana from toddlers and tiaras and her mom omg???
i’m so jealous wow
Anonymous asked: i know where you live literally like i just went on white pages and idk i found you lol can we be pen pals
i need mexican food 200% of the time
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Anonymous asked: who would you vote for as president?
enthralling status please tell me more
last night i was hanging out with this guy who i really dont know and he just started telling me how attracted he is to my school’s 53 year old lit teacher it was really weird
