there are like 6 foods that i will not eat

mayo, eggs, fish, tomatoes, and i cant think of anymore k

well my stepfather has apparently been in a good mood today so this morning he texted me and said “got u a biscuit.. on the island in kit… enjoy :o)” so i was naturally like ah yeah food!!! 

nope. it had egg on it. so i salvaged the part that wasnt touched by the egg and had breakfast

for lunch he texted me and was like “want a burger?” and i said yeah so he brought me a double cheeseburger from wendys WITH MAYONNAISE omg

so i scraped it off and ate it like ugh i’m really appreciative that he bought me food and stuff BUT GOD JUST AVOID THE 6 FOODS JOHN